Sunday, October 31, 2010

HAPPY HALLOWEEN


I hope you kids have a great time
playing beer pong and date raping each other.
Dressed as a sexy bee, a sexy nurse, a sexy cat,
a sexy tyrannosaurus rex.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

GUIDE FOR EMOS




"Some students have thought this was intercourse. I just want to warn you not to go out in the sun unprotected."

Friday, October 29, 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

//BL▲▲D CRYST▲L\\




I was watching Robert Stevenson's Back Street while playing with this crystal in my pocket, and when I looked at my hand it was covered in blood. How very ▲.

THEY BELIEVED THEY HAD BEEN GUIDED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT. IT WAS DANGEROUS BUSINESS.



Friday, October 22, 2010

DESCENT INTO MADNESS











"ABORTION IS THE SINNER'S BLOOD ON THE INNOCENT, SO SAYS THE LORD"
"Looks like someone's mom made a mistake"

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

Friday, October 15, 2010

WHEN YOU ARE ENGULFED IN FLAMES



I'm Goodwill hunting,

Filthy man hunched over speaks

of living on South.

Knock at the green house,

it seems like no one is home.

I’m called from the dark.

Check your cigarettes,

Oh no, you found all my crack!

Will you let me smoke?

Pretty girl in flannel,

why did you come here knowing

you will be destroyed?


Under the sunset

Lies the highway at earth’s end.

Shatters our windshield.

Drifting off to sleep

To the voice of Sedaris.

Sounds like Betty White.

The city of sin

Glitters in the desert’s dark

But we won’t stop there.

Forced back to my room,

Everyone here has a place,

But I’m just alone.